![]() 03/21/2017 at 15:06 • Filed to: caught on dashcam, dashcams, carcam, roadcam, r/roadcam, deer | ![]() | ![]() |
To having venison steaks:
(dashcams have wide angle lenses, closer than it looks, yadda yadda)
Upon reviewing the rear cam’s footage, the fucker almost took out the car coming the oppo direction as well!
I had JUST dipped my beams, too. Guess from now on I’ll be like “FUCK ONCOMING TRAFFIC, I NEED TO SEE DEERS!” and leave them on.
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Some of the stupidest creatures I encounter on the roads and that includes the other drivers.
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They’re a close tie with squirrels. They could be in the clear, but then dart back toward the car about to squisher them.
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![]() 03/21/2017 at 15:14 |
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and turkeys.
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Mmmmm...that reminds me that I should definitely make some of those venison steaks in my freezer
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Good thing you missed him, or you’d need a bambulance .
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but venison is tasty
![]() 03/21/2017 at 15:16 |
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Mmmm and snack sticks mmmm
![]() 03/21/2017 at 15:18 |
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At least they’re slow
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Having an intact car is tastier
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Guy at my work brought in some delicious venison sausage. Sometimes he makes it himself, this time he had a place do it for them, they did 50% venison and 50% pork and just the right amount of spicy heat. Yum.
And I’m glad you avoided that bastard! There are much cheaper ways of getting venison, lol.
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You think that until a dozen of those fuckers are in the road in front of you and there are four foot high snowbanks on either side of the road.
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Fucking dumb ass deer. I was out in the garage last night getting a bicycle ready and turned off all the lights and started walking back to the house. Fucking deer was grazing about 3-feet from the garage door and scared the living shit out of me. I screamed like a teenager at a Bieber concert and the deer jumped and ran down the hill.
![]() 03/21/2017 at 15:38 |
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I lol’d
Sorry
![]() 03/21/2017 at 15:43 |
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Replace creatures with Car2Go Fortwo drivers here in Seattle. Then again, the ones that aren’t dumb live outside of the Downtown district.
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God, I remember I was walking to the garage one morning around 4am to go to work. Walked right into a fucking herd of deer and they all took off. A legit squirt of pee came out... deer are fucking assholes lol.
![]() 03/21/2017 at 17:12 |
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LOL!
03/21/2017 at 17:38 |
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Turkeys aren’t stupid, they’re just stuborn, mean motherfuckers.
![]() 03/22/2017 at 07:56 |
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No, they are also stupid.
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I’ve missed one by less than 5 feet while on a motorcycle at 60mph.